OH SHIT!

before i begin, i would like to teach everyone a new hokkien word.

bird shit = jiao sai
("jiao" in the 2nd sound; "sai" in the 4th sound)

so, this is how the story begins:

one day, jie was walking home from school.
he noticed a white pigeon and found it to be rather majestic-looking.
so, he stopped under a tree and admired the beautiful scenery and nice evening breeze.
suddenly, "PIAK!"
he was certain something hit him on his head n shoulders.
when he put his hand on his head and withdrew it, he saw a white liquid containing small black solid particles.
JIAO SAI!!!

for those who are keen on buying 4d, the lucky number for the day is: 1843 (the time the shit hit me).

the next time a bird shit on me, i'm going to chase it around and put my shit on its head. lol. i will make sure that it will go home crying to its mummy.

for any movie writer who's interested in war flicks with bullets streaming past the movie screen
all the time, here's a plot i offer you:

[ming jie] You Shook Me All Night Long. Awww! says:
imagine bird fighting war with human
[ming jie] You Shook Me All Night Long. Awww! says:
then they fly around and use their jiao sai to shoot at us
[ming jie] You Shook Me All Night Long. Awww! says:
lol
weixia says:
LOL
weixia says:
and humans uses catapult
weixia says:
HAHA
[ming jie] You Shook Me All Night Long. Awww! says:
no need la
[ming jie] You Shook Me All Night Long. Awww! says:
we take aeroplane then fly higher than them
[ming jie] You Shook Me All Night Long. Awww! says:
then we shit
[ming jie] You Shook Me All Night Long. Awww! says:
lol

how does that sound? cooler than war of the worlds right? please remember me when you become famous in hollywood.

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

JIAO SAI ROCKS!!! =x