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before i begin, i would like to teach everyone a new hokkien word. bird shit = jiao sai ("jiao" in the 2nd sound; "sai" in the 4th sound) so, this is how the story begins: one day, jie was walking home from school. he noticed a white pigeon and found it to be rather majestic-looking. so, he stopped under a tree and admired the beautiful scenery and nice evening breeze. suddenly, "PIAK!" he was certain something hit him on his head n shoulders. when he put his hand on his head and withdrew it, he saw a white liquid containing small black solid particles. JIAO SAI!!! for those who are keen on buying 4d, the lucky number for the day is: 1843 (the time the shit hit me). the next time a bird shit on me, i'm going to chase it around and put my shit on its head. lol. i will make sure that it will go home crying to its mummy. for any movie writer who's interested in war flicks with bullets streaming past the movie screen all the time, here's a plot i o...

Happy Birthday to ME, Happy Birthday to ME, Happy Birthday to Ming Jie, Happy Birthday to ME!!! =D Yeah!!! Finally i can have babies legally, watch m18 movies and buy alcohol. lol. also, my stagnant blog has turned one year old. woots! lol. Happy birthday too, dear blog. although you have always been neglected by me, i just want to tell you that i've never forgotten about you. you won't mind right? lol. =x ok, lets stop this insane conversation with my blog. i'm prepared to face whatever that lies ahead. roar~~

H ola, hamijos míos: Sé que he estado sin postear un tiempo (bueno, claro que lo sé, estamos hablando de mí, cómo no lo voy a saber?) debido a mi divorcio con mi ordenador, a mis exámenes y a la actualización de la página. Espero que os gusta el nuevo look.... bueno, en realidad no espero nada porque si estáis leyendo por estos lares será que tenéis un mal gusto que pa' qué . El caso es que en este tiempo he estado leyendo casi diariamente el mejor periódico de este país, el más relevante, el más objetivo, el que trae los mejores fascículos coleccionables, el que....... cómo que cuál?!! El Qué! , joder. Como objetivo de tanta lectura intelectual decidí coger las tijeras y.... me acerqué despacito..... por detrás...... mientras dormía sin saber lo que se le avecinaba....... un perro ladraba fuera al sentir mi sed de sangre, pero no me importaba...... respiré hondo..... ya casi podía paladear la sabrosa textura de la sangre......... alcé mi mano y.............. zas!!! Hice unos reco...

things have changed. my life has changed. in the process of getting new friends, i lost old ones. i wonder if all is worth it. my new friends were honest and friendly towards me. my old friends, cautiously friendly. i guess i've tried too hard. it's ok, i won't try to convince anyone. there's no need to. i'm living my own life. as long as i know i did nothing wrong, my conscience is clear. politically correct or incorrect, it doesn't matter to me currently. i speak my thoughts frankly. that's me.