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Os touros e as vacas

Um rancheiro lá de Mato Grosso tinha uma fazendona com 900 vaquinhas, e três touros sortudos que davam conta delas: o maior tinha 500 vacas sob seu comando, o do touro do meio tinha 300, e o menorzinho, só 100 vacas. Um dia ouviram falar que o fazendeiro iria comprar mais um touro, da índia. O maior touro disse: - Eu não vou me separar das minhas vacas, nem a pau! Nisso o touro médio disse a mesma coisa, e o Júnior jurou que nem fudendo ele se separaria de suas 100 vaquinhas... No dia do tal touro chegar, eles viram a caminhonete chegar na fazenda chacoalhando, tremendo, e de repente, quando a caminhonete parou, sai um tourão urrando, esperneando, babando na goela, um monstro de macho!!! Nisso os 3 touros ficam espantados. O maior disse: - Quem sabe eu consiga me separar de algumas de minhas vacas... O touro médio diz a mesma coisa e saiu chiando... Só o Júnior é que começou a grunhir, urrar, patear o chão. O mais velho disse a ele: - Cê ta é louco! Tá querendo comprar briga com aquele bichão??? - Que nada! Eu só quero que ele saiba que eu não sou vaca!

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